A regularly updated
miscellany of links quirky & curious
Quick! Grab this slanguage before it dies September 4, 2008: If "guyatus" or "brodeo" sound foreign to you, you might be a "Priustoric" and your vocabulary is stuck in time — as in the days before the Prius went on the market, writes Corilyn Shropshire in the Houston Chronicle.Grammar isn't everything September 4, 2008: Copy editor John McIntyre gives an example of a completely grammatical sentence that makes hardly any sense at first reading. Clarity, he says in his Baltimore Sun blog, requires a lot more than just good grammar.Hope yet for the greengrocer's apostrophe September 3, 2008: If you're like me and cringe at execrable grammar in public places, take heart: the UK supermarket chain Tesco has listened to pedants - err, critics - and fixed its "10 items or less" signs, says the Daily Mail. What a pity it introduced a new error.Feminists: get used to ‘biden’ your tongues August 28, 2008: "Some day I am going to publish my own dictionary," writes Pat LaMarche in the Bangor Daily News. "It’s going to have words that real people use and the real meaning of words that folks often misuse." Oh, and a whole new word. Origin? Senator Joe Biden.Razor-blading every last man in the book August 27, 2008: The 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary has spent the past two decades revising its entry for man, now at 34,000 words, writes Christopher Howse in the Telegraph. No mannish aspect has been left unturned: axe-man, porkman, jazzman, beadsman, woodsman. Ahh McCain, you've done it again August 27, 2008: Who can blame John McCain for trying to broaden his appeal to Obama-aged voters by touting the endorsement of reggaeton star Daddy Yankee, asks Stephen Lemons at the Phoenix New Times. Who indeed, given the hidden message in Yankee's song Gasolina.Bare or bear, or the story of berserk August 21, 2008: Everybody must have heard the phrase to go berserk, writes Anatoly Liberman in his OUP Blog, but not everybody is aware of how little is known about berserks and how obscure the word berserk is.Travels in etymology: nonplussed by nonplussed August 20, 2008: "The word nonplussed does not mean unfazed," writes Meghan Daum in the North Jersey Record. "I know just about everyone uses it that way, but I really wish they'd stop." Me too, even though Daum finds a linguist who cares rather less.Sex and the semicolon August
20, 2008: Kurt Vonnegut, writes Jan Freeman in Boston.com,
called semicolons "transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing".
Real men, goes the unwritten rule of American punctuation, don't use semicolons.
Maybe they should.
Software brings power to the 'postrophe August
20, 2008: Forget spell checkers and style checkers: Silicon Valley has
come up with "Apostrophree", a program that automatically corrects grammar
errors in blog posts and comments. At last, publishers can get rid of us pesky
editors. Or maybe not
. . .
Literary journal has the last word August 19,
2008: Nuclear non-proliferation was the catalyst, sort of, for the
founding of the litmag Zyzzyva, writes Randi Lynn Beach in the LA
Times.
Lexicographer a harmless
but scruffy drudge August 18, 2008: Luckily for those of
us interesed in words, beauty is not an essential quality. Especially for Sam
Johnson, writes James Fergusson in a The
Sunday Times book review, because he looked grotesque and behaved badly.
Never mind the N-word – try the R-word August
15, 2008: The flippant use of "retarded" in the movie Tropic
Thunder is fine because it's a joke. It's satire, man. Or is it? asks Rex W.
Huppke in the Chicago
Tribune. "No," says a disabilities group in Daytona Beach as it calls
for a ban
on the movie
Build your own lists of neologisms August 14,
2008: Newspapers love new and updated dictionaries, for good reason:
they can raid them to build lists of new words. Check reports by the Scotsman,
the Daily
Mail and the Guardian on the
latest Chambers Dictionary
ITV cleared over 'pikey' comment August 13,
2008: Here in Australia we talk of piker, meaning one who
reneges on a deal but in the UK pikey is slang for "gypsy", the origin
seeming to be "turnpike traveller". It is now a non-PC term, as the TV channel
ITV discovered. The BBC looks at both the row and
the word.
Here's to truthful discourse August 11,
2008: The next time someone tells you to get your ducks in a row, going
forward, or how to inform the discussion, Laura Rosen Cohen writes in the Globe
and Mail, take a deep breath, take a bold step forward and demand
clarity. You could be surprised at the result.
English-speakers abroad: Speaking in
tongues August 11, 2008: Will English-speakers ever manage
anything other than "Dos cervezas, por favor"? Michael Church in The
Independent explores the world of Russian verbs, French phrases and
Spanish grammar – and says we don't know what we're missing
Avoid cliché like the plague? Never August 10,
2008: The army took power in Mauretania, so would tanks "roll" into the
capital, Robert Fisk asked himself in The
Independent. "I have never seen a tank perform this extraordinary act
but there it was. The president, said the agency report, 'was arrested after
military convoys rolled through the capital'."
'Gotcha' mob care only about language August 9,
2008: It turns out, says columnist Maria Burnham in the Poughkeepsie
Journal, that if you really want people to respond to you, all you have
to do is insert one grammatical error in it. Then watch the e-mails, calls,
letters pour in.
Does students' spelling matter? August 9,
2008: Shud universty lecturers ignor students' speling misstakes?
Anthea Lipsett says "I know I'm on dodgy ground picking up on anything to do
with spelling working for the Grauniad,
but ... Dr Ken Smith of Bucks New University, makes the "arguement" that most
misspelled words make more sense".
Word's origin still cloaked in mystery August 7,
2008: Etymologist Anatoly Liberman runs up against haberdashers in his
excellent weekly Oxford University Press blog – and confesses
that no one can tell for sure how they got their name.
'Fixing' quotes: Should we undangle that
modifier? August 6, 2008: An unnamed Revelstoke
Times Review reporter addresses the knotty problem of people's
ungrammatical spoken English and whether it should be "fixed" in print. I say
not. So does (s)he.
Bugbears of the grammatical kind August 3,
2008: OK, so one of Geoff Willmetts's bugbears, he writes in SF
Crowsnest, is slack grammar and punctuation, an occupational hazard
because he's an editor. Ehhh, maybe he should be grateful - after all it keeps
him in a job.
The cure for the common 'woe is I' August 3,
2008: "People have been slapped upside the head so many times for
saying 'Me and Joe are going to the store' that they are afraid to use the word
me at all," according to an e-mail to Sarah Jenkins that she writes about
in the Yakima
Herald-Republic.
First Olympic event: the Chinglish
challenge August 2, 2008: The grammar police have taken to
the streets of Beijing, writes Anya Sostek in the Pittsburgh
Post-Gazette, trying to rid the city of Chinglish before the Olympics
start next week.
Pick your reference preference, folks August 2,
2008: Specialist "dictionaries" seem to be all the rage, so Dan Meade
has created a Coffee Drinker’s
Dictionary and John Lee a Devil's
Dictionary of Finance. Hmmm. Maybe they'll help you find your favourite
java while mulling over your sub-prime losses.
Take note of this: Reading the OED August 1,
2008: Ammon Shea recently spent a year of his life reading the Oxford
English Dictionary. He has written a book (see review) about this odyssey and has started a
weekly blog at Oxford
University Press, where you can share his obsession . . .
Roscoes with hammers patrol in whips July 31,
2008: “Ooh-ooh” and “mugga” are specific to Brooklyn. “Roscoe” is East
Harlem, "88" is the Bronx. Matthew Lynch interprets 355 terms in the New York
Press for the police, guns and drugs, compiled in a slang dictionary
from the city’s streets.
What's in a name? Better not ask Cuil July 31,
2008: Seeing as how new search engine Cuil.com is a search engine,
writes Nancy Gohring in PC
World, its founders might have known that people could easily check
online the company's claim that the word "cuil" means "knowledge" in Irish.
Because it doesn't.
Let's do it, let's forge in love July 29,
2008: Armed with Noël Coward's diaries and a British dictionary, a New
York author turned out some 150 forged letters attributed to one of England's
most gifted and flamboyant writers, says the UK Telegraph.
Elitism is not a dirty word July 29,
2008: Journalists are regularly advised to drop regularly misused words
from their lexicons. Mark Swed of the LA
Times says the adjectival criminal he'd like to see handed over to the
word police is elitist, especially in its relationship to the arts and
popular culture.
Getting bored of disinterestedness? July 28,
2008: If you are bored of columns about language it's possible you will
be disinterested in this one, writes Siobhain Butterworth in The Guardian.
But if reading that sentence made you livid, take a deep breath and read on.
Why Islam is unfunny for a cartoonist July 24, 2008: The arrest of a Dutch cartoonist
has set off a wave of protests, raising questions for a changing Europe about
free speech, religion and art, writes Andrew Higgins in the Wall
Street Journal.
Advice to the etymologist: Never lose heart July
24, 2008: Several times a year etymologist Anatoly Liberman takes
questions live on radio, he tells an Oxford University Press blog, and usually can dig
out the answer he needs from his database. But then someone asked him about the
origin of galoot . . .
Partridge – eventually – to the rescue July 23,
2008: Journalist Frank McNally, defending himself in the Irish
Times against a charge of grammar misuse, calls linguist the late Eric
Partridge as an expert witness. They didn't come much more expert than Partridge
but even he got it wrong at first.
Global lexis gets a green tinge July 23,
2008: A domain which has recently made and continues to make a significant
contribution to global English lexis is the environmental one, writes Kiwi
lexicographer Dianne Bardsley in NZ's Dominion Post.
Top 5 signs you'll take a staycation July 22,
2008:Motley
Fool business writers Tim Beyers and Dayana Yochim turn to the Urban
Dictionary, and a made-up word that's perfect for troubled economic times:
staycation, or "a vacation that is spent at one's home".
TV talkshows, history and the 'N' word July 21,
2008: So, on the one hand, we have those black people who have educated
themselves about the word's etymology and the history of black oppression in
America, writes Marques Camp at The Celebrity
Cafe, and on the other . . .
School bans slang – exam results soar July 20,
2008: A school has banned its pupils from using "street slang" as part of a
strict behaviour policy which is transforming its exam results, says a report in
the UK Daily Telegraph.